Troops of small people have been sighted in the north, meaning I have to deal with my captains, again.
The ogres just want to eat them, they don’t care who they are.
The dwarves want to see if it’s their cousins from the surface and if it is, they want to capture them for some reason.
The orcs just want to kill them for the fun of it.
The hobgoblins want to build a wall around them.
The dark elves want to study them.
The gnolls want to see if they have boots for them to eat.
The lizard men want to play with their ships.
The humans want to ignore them.
The rest couldn’t agree what they want to do so they killed their captains.
Me, I just want to know who stole my mead.
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Kragers Meanderers (4)